the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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