Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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