I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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