We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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