hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Randomize
