He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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