if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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