If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I think I sprained my soul last night
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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