Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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