I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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