the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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