Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
They are going to name an STD after you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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