i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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