Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
