Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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