Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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