Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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