This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
