"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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