I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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