rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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