How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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