If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
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his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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