Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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