yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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