so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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