yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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