Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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