ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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