I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
