i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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