the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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