Someone shit on the floor
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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