omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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