She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Buhtt sex?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize