I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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