FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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