That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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