I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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