so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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