i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
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