Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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