I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You were trust falling into bushes
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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