As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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