Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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