I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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