I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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