Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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