Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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