I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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