You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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