My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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