He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
and she was petting her beer can
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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