What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
