K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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