better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
A+ Viking dick
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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