Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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