is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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