I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You ever have a fart follow you around?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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