Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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