Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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