: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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