I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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