If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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