THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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