he thought i was a dude.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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